Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Magical Things

Some things are magic. Here are some I've noticed:

It makes everything taste more like itself (you know, within reason) AND it can keep meat from going bad if you don't have a refrigerator.

-New Clothes
Nothing makes you feel like a champ like a new shirt (or pair of pants or shoes or whatever).
-Breast Milk*
It has all the nutrients that your baby needs, no preservatives added, no need to add water, and it's free. *For babies only.

Can be fabricated out of thin air, and yet... so powerful.

All you have to do is open a jar and suddenly it's all over the room.

The end.
P.S. I don't know why the new clothes text is so big. I have tried fixing it so many times and it still comes out that way. Whatever.


Nathan said...

You should make Bryan a shirt entirely out of glitter. I'm sure he would love it and wear it to class everyday.

Bryan Lewis said...

I hate glitter more than anything. Another amazing thing about salt is that it makes ice colder. Just by pouring it on, you can make ice go from 0 degrees Centigrade to -17. Practical application: homemade ice cream.

Lisa Lou said...

I hope your baby looks like that hamburger baby. That would make me so so happy.

Polly said... make me laugh.

Another magic thing...getting your house cleaned. That can make you feel like as much a champ as new clothes...we're about half way there...and I should be finishing instead of reading your blog. :)

See you soon!