It's always the same. I go to the dentist for my routine check-up.
Dentist: You haven't been flossing, have you?
Dentist: You have about twelve cavities.
Me: I figured.
But today the dentist was my hero! Apparently my gums are receeding in a few places (I'll just need to brush a little softer), but I have no cavities and no other major problems! Hooray hooray hooray!