Saturday, January 2, 2010

Your Mom...

Bryan says this to me a lot.  About a lot of things.

Me:  Will you please take out the trash?
Bryan: Your mom takes out the trash.

Me: It smells like poo in here.
Bryan: You mom smells like poo in here.*

Etc., etc.  But perhaps more appropriate now would be...

Me: I want to get skinny.
Bryan: Your mom wants to get skinny.

Yes!  We both do!  Which is why you should check out The Skinny if you haven't already.  I make my updates on Tuesdays and my mom's first update is today.  And you can look forward to lots of helpful, fun posts (including recipes) from us and our friends on all the days in between.  Come on over and say hello!  It would also be acceptable to say, "Oh ladies, you're not fat.  You look positively lovely!" or "My, my, aren't we beautiful!" or "Good luck!  I know you can do it!"  Your choice.

*Mom, you don't smell like poo, although it is true you sometimes take out the trash.  And Bryan didn't mean it.  I promise.  I just said those things to be funny.  Although Bryan really does use "your mom" jokes all the time.  I'm sure he doesn't mean his lovely mother-in-law.


Kathy Haynie said...

Your mom thinks you're funny and she loves your blog. And you.

Bryan Lewis said...

I would just like to say, for the record, that I never said those things. I do not use language such as "poo" or any vulgar derivation thereof. Katie said herself that she tried to think of things I have actually said and she couldn't, so she made these offensive and rude "quotes" up.
But they are kind of funny.

Greg Lewis said...

"You're mom makes up quotes".......

Sylvia Louise said...

Bryan--you don't say "poo"? I mean come on, who do you think you're fooling?

In other news, I too find "your mom" jokes and responses funny. Kegan never appreciates this. He thinks I'm being offensive towards his mother.

Katie Lewis said...

Greg and Amanda-


Katie :)

Katie Lewis said...

P.S. Bryan said "poo" while we were out today. So there.