I'd like to tell you about Swag Bucks. Have you heard of it? It's a site that gives you rewards (such as Amazon.com gift cards, Southwest gift cards, and tons of other "prizes") just for searching the web. Just add the toolbar to your browser and it'll run your searches through a couple of little search engines. Perhaps you've heard of them. Ask.com? Google? Yes, that's right, you can get sweet prizes just for "Google-ing" stuff. Which we all do all the time anyway. It's free to do and from everything I've heard it's totally secure and totally legit. What? You want to sign up right now? You're kicking yourself for all of the thousands of searches you've done up to this point without getting any presents for it? Well, I can help you out there. Actually, I can help you out here:
Just click on that button and go enjoy all of your prizes. Yes, yes. You're welcome.